After three phases of intensive meditation, you're now ready for the real challenge: accepting that your boss is a soulless drone and your coworkers are all secretly plotting against you.
Phase 4: Silence and Acceptance is not for the faint of heart. It's a journey of self-discovery, where you'll learn to recognize the subtle signs of office politics, decode the cryptic memos, and develop a sense of humor about it all.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the testimonials from previous participants:
“I used to think my coworkers were friends, but now I just see them as mere acquaintances with benefits." - John D.
“I'm not saying I'm a better person, but I'm definitely a better liar." - Jane S.
Next Phase: The Art of Dodging
Phase 5: The Art of Dodging is where you'll learn to sidestep the office politics, avoid getting caught in the vortex of gossip, and make a quick exit without getting caught in the crossfire of passive-aggressive emails.
Our expert dodging instructors will teach you the subtle art of:
• The Three-Step Avoidance Technique: "I'm on a meeting", "I'm on a call", or "I'm in the bathroom".
• The Ancient Art of the "Sudden Interest in a Non-Existent Meeting".
• The Ninja-like Stealth Attack: Disappearing from the office without being seen.
“I dodged my boss's meeting by faking a 'family emergency'. Now I'm a master of the 3-Step Avoidance Technique." - Bob
“I'm not saying I'm a ninja, but I can sneak out of the office undetected." - Sarah
Next Phase: The Sophisticated Art of Sabotage